I'm Co-opting others pain/Thank you David Cross

I can't believe this happened.














I mean, I work in English restaurant. This is terrible. How can something like this happen to good people. It's like the world has no meaning. In short, this food is shit. It taste like assholes boiled in asshole broth.
Bleck!

For those who don't know, the first part of my post was heavily indebted to a joke by none other than Mr. David Cross on his "Its Not Funny" CD.
Now, I know it's pretty ironic that I plagiarized a joke by a comedian to get a point across about not co-opting other people pain, not to mention that I stole that image from Stabby at BUTM, but I'm complicated that way. Plus, I kind of cited it. So suck my cock!

Seriously though, call your friends in England. Make sure they're ok. And then shut the fuck up and put it into perspective. The only difference between 50 people dying in a bombing and the number of people who die in car wrecks in your state every day is the sensationalism that politicians can use to make us do stupid shit, like Iraq.

And, if you let it keep you from buying stuff, then the vaguely defined group of brown skinned people who dislike globalization win. And we can't have that.