A transcription of my arguments with my clever posters: THE SERIES

ME: YOU MOTHER FUCKING SCUMBAG!

Poster of the 50's Guy: "..."

Me: Yeah, that's right, You're nothing but a rumor-spreading, AIDS infected, faggoty little miscarriage that can suck my cock! Who you think you are, Andy Kauffman? Do you think you're funny or something? It wasn't funny and you knew it. You think you can go around and embarrass me like that in front of my girlfriend and nothings going to happen? Well, I got news for you, 50's guy: the shit's hit the fan, and you're itchin' for an ass-kickin'.

P50g: "..."

Me: No, I don't care if you were drunk. You knew I liked Sandy and you still went off and ran your mouth like a little bitch anyway. You're just about the most crappy poster a dude could have! I hope you're proud of yourself, because you made both of us look like ass-holes and ruined my chances of getting pussy until this thing blows over--if this thing blows over.

P50g:"..."

Me: You know what, I don't even want to be roommates with you anymore. No one thinks you're funny, but you always say racist, mean shit that you know no one agrees with, and all you do you sit there on the wall next to my Jack Johnson posters and act like you're all #1 and shit. You're almost as worthless as that John Belushi "College" poster we kicked out.

P50g:"..."
Me: Yes, I will bring him into this. You know what, you're more worthless than that John Belushi poster. You're probably the most worthless poster I've ever owned, and that includes my Star Wars and Soundgarden posters. You've gotten me less pussy than my Soundgarden poster!

P50g: "..."

Me: Yes, that is the way I feel about it.You know what, you're going straight in to the garbage, and I don't care what you say. You're the cities problem now.

P50g: "..."

Me: Begging is not going to save you now. You did it, now you're just going to have to face the consequences.

P50g: "..."

(crumples poster, and sadly throws it away. A friendship ends)

On next weeks episode I get upset when my Dave Matthews Band poster spills gin on my prom dress...stay tuned!