That Girl is Going to be Someone's Mother Someday!!!!

As the number of girls whose mouths I have pasted with my sexstacular man-cream continues to rise (I'm up to over 0, counting in prime numbers). The questions are raised in my head "Hey, one day these girls are going to be someone's mother?", "Is it ethical to treat this drunken slut like a piece of meat sucking meat?", "Does she have an STD that can go through her mouth?". All of these questions are important to me, a man of great ethical questioning and a ponderer of lifes great questions.

I have come to the conclusion that roughly 75 percent of our mom's have been nailed from behind, 80 percent have givin drunken blowjobs, and 90 percent were just plain dirt sluts at one point in their life.