Hookers are legal, IF you tape it!

I've recently discovered that, although my state and county have harsh laws to keep my from paying a women to please my sex organs, I can easily pay a twensky ($20) to get a blow as long as I film it.

That's right, thanks to a loophole in our law system I'm pretty sure prostitution is legal as long has you have a video tape of it running and sell it later as pornography. But as I like to say you don't pay a prostitute for sex anyway, you pay her to leave afterwords. So next time you're cuddling up to your insignificant other, by which I mean dirty, dirty whore, hide a camera behind a two way mirror just in case.